Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Knock! Knock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cozy.
Cozy who?
Cozy who's knocking.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me thweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zeke.
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

No. Seriously: KNOCK KNOCK! I really want to know who's out there! Here's a little tidbit about me: I LOVE getting comments! Anyone else out there love to get comments?? And also, I really would like to know who visits my blog so that I know who I'm writing to. You may have noticed that I have a counter at the bottom of my blog site. The stats show that about 30 visitors pass through these prose everyday. So, with an average of 6 comments per post, I'm left to wonder: who's out there that I don't know about? Yes, I'm a type A personality, but that's just how God made me and I've learned to embrace it!

I'm thinking about having a little 1,000th visitor celebration! I have a little something in mind for the person who becomes my 1,000th guest here on the Prose of Sharon. Will it be you? Well, you gotta check in!

So, go ahead! Leave a comment. Say hi! Tell me your best knock knock joke!

You matter to me! Thanks for tuning into the Prose of Sharon!

12 comments:

Molly said...

Knock Knock
Who's There
Boo
Boo who
Why are you crying?

(Josiah and I sneak this one in from time to time, just to see if we can "catch" the other one off guard. We've told it so many times, it's silly.)

Hi Sharon. I understand what you are saying and I'll do my best to comment. Sometimes though I have to come back later in the day or the next day even.

For you, I will do my best to always comment. Knowing that it is important to you. I really enjoy reading your blog and will start enjoying it even more in July. Great way to bring up the topic by the way.

Tonight's the night! I plan to vote for at least 30 minutes. Gary has already started rolling his eyes!

Happy McNally Mom said...

I love your sight and I visit it every day!!!!!!!
I'm with Molly on the voting. I promise to be faithful to Blake tonight with my vote.

Anonymous said...

You know I'm a blog maniac, so here I am each and every day.

I can't think of a joke right now, it's way to early in the morning.

momaof4 said...

Remember some of those who like comments as well, may come back later in the day and read what people wrote....so that would add a few too.

I do like you blog lots
...not a big knock knock fan...sure that will come when the boys get older.

Maybe

momaof4 said...

Remember some of those who like comments as well, may come back later in the day and read what people wrote....so that would add a few too.

I do like you blog lots
...not a big knock knock fan...sure that will come when the boys get older.

Maybe

Anonymous said...

I enjoy reading your blog, too!

And I second what momaof4 said about visiting twice in a day to see if you've posted anything yet.

On that note, here are some overly used jokes:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

or

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's underwear!

Those are the only ones we know and use around our house.

Glory Laine said...

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Comet
Comet Who?
Comet on my blog too please.

How do you get a counter. I want one.

Atticus Finch said...

I am coming out of the "reader of the blog" closet. I have enjoyed reading your blog and comments but did not sign up. So here I am. Knock Knock I have no idea who is there. A guy goes into a bar.... I always forget the punch line in jokes. I am voting for Blake although Doolittle was Awesome. Talk to you later.

Julie said...

I read your blog ...but you knew that already :)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of reading all of these lame jokes already?????

AngieG said...

I visit - I comment!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's me! Did you know your doorbell is broken?

Lion Heart said...

I too noticed you had a lot of visitors...I think its fantastic because people are reading what you have to say and you say some pretty awesome stuff! God is so cool I bet he will use what you have to say on here to reach someone who may not know Christ very well. Maybe someday you'll get a comment or e-mail from a complete stranger who longs to Jesus and then you'll have the oppertunity to lead the way. I like reading your blog! I love learning about other people we are all so unique and so alike at the same time its facinating. Of course you can expect my comments and I thank you for all yours!

Alida said...

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
It's Karen again!

No not really it's Alida

I read always, don't always comment. I don't watch Idol.
I know..gasp! I don't have time, I'm still on the 3rd season of The Shield!