Thursday, April 19, 2007

Pile

I can honestly say that I hate Pile. Pile is someone I do not want in my life. His dark side is very cold, and he gets extremely hot-headed when his dirt is brought to light. He came uninvited, and continues to be unwelcome. He sometimes stares at me, as if to say "You can't ignore me forever." And I do try to ignore Pile. It's difficult, because Pile seems to puff himself up, sometimes to the point that I can't get around him. In fact, often I have pillaged Pile and spun him into a submission, then wrung him out to dry, but this seems to have had no effect on his mission to remain in my life. Just when I think I have completely eradicated Pile from my life, he almost magically reappears, sometimes even before I turn around. I have no idea how he does it. I know that sometimes I am even at fault for feeding Pile and keeping him here. I don't know how to stop it. Will the Tide ever turn? Can I Bounce him out of my life forever? I'm beginning to think that it is impossible to ever be free from Pile. I think Pile is in my life forever. I hate Pile. I guess I will just have to try and sort this one out for myself.

What is the household chore that you loathe? Can you guess what mine is?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing laundry. Laundry is hard because you get it all done and everything is gone from the basket, and then 5 minutes later someone throws something else in-ugh!

I really don't care for cleaning bathrooms. I love it when I'm done, but the actual getting it done drives me nuts.

Happy McNally Mom said...

Laundry!!!!!
My least favorite household item is right there with Leslie. I HATE cleaning bathrooms. Especially now that Brandan is using them. Need I say any more?

Glory Laine said...

See now I don't min the laundry. I got that wierdism from my mother. But dishes!!!! I hate dishes and since Matt does the cooking I am stuck with them. I mean it how many sippy cups do we really need? Oh and the stuff that can't fit into the dishwasher.. . that stuff can sit untouched for a while.

momaof4 said...

How about it all!! I think Laundry is the most fresterating for sure, it is never ending, I can't wait till the boys can reach the buttons, then they are doing their own, and folding it too!!!

I don't like cleaning bathrooms too, with 3 boys, how can find anything to look at but where they are peeing...gross. Kristan- rubber gloves!

Molly said...

Cleaning the floors. Whether it be mopping, sweeping or vacuuming, I dread it.

Often times, that is one chore I can get Gary to do. Vacuuming was his bible school gratis (do you know that word, in Canada it means chore) and he still does it! Way to go FGBI, thanks for teaching a life long job to my husband!

And Becca, I am stuck with cooking and dishes! Feel sorry for me? But I don't really mind doing either, if I am honest.

Alida said...

Dust Bunnies!!!! I sweep, I swiffer and then vacuum. Always, always there is a few I miss. They play hide and seek with me. It's no fun at all. I want someone one to tell them to leave me alone. I don't want to play!!